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* You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it you got hit, so never mind.
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* When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions.
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* When people run around and around in circles we say they are crazy. When planets do it we say they are orbiting.
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* Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into a sun in the daytime.
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* A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go.
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* Many dead animals of the past changed to fossils, others preferred to be oil.
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* Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they're there.
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* We say the cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on.
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* I am not sure how clouds get formed. But the clouds know how to do it, and that is the important thing.
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* Rain is saved up in cloud banks.
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* Cyanide is so poisonous that one drop of it on a dog's tongue will kill the strongest man.
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* It is so hot in some parts of the world that the people there have to live other places.
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Neutron in a Bar
A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender looks at him, and say "For you, no charge."
Kids Physics Answers to questions provided by kids
* Q: What is one horsepower?
A: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second.
Jokes-Courtesy ArcaMax Jokes
Cartoons-Courtesy :http://www.mrseiler.org/cartoons.html
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